I hate to pat myself on the back, but this rant came out pretty good.
Please check it out

Great rant 😎
And the final line perfectly summed it up --
"When you get irrationally livid at someone for challenging your beliefs, it's because you don't have beliefs, you have programming." 💥💯
I wasn't really awake when it happened, but none of the official explanation passed the smell test -- every bit of it stunk 🦨.
So I started digging --
So much video footage of bizarro world --
People going around in circles at the firehouse 🔁
The overly emotional but tearless man who brought children into his house, and just so happened to be an actor 😭
The very creepy Carver (interesting name) the medical examiner 🔪
The Posner dad who had a dual role in the swat team, and carried his gun upside down 🤪
And who can forget Robbie Parker -- anyone that believed his absurd performance is dumb as a box of rocks 🙈
Yep, that pungent aroma of 🐂💩 sure wakes ya up! 🤨