We were the livestock being traded on the stockmarket, if we weren't already the livestock bein' herded into their slaughterhouses.
It's worse than anyone could imagine.

Basically we live on what used to be a Human Farming & Trafficking Planet, but we are being liberated from that thanks the help of our Galactic Brothers & Sisters, President Trump and our Valiant Military - all working together. Humanity probably wouldn't have survived this without some outside divine intervention.