we would not have to deal with such bad hurricanes if they would stop attacking us with HAARP

SPOT ON!

NOAA had the spectacular stupidity to send me a detailed questionnaire about Alabama's outdoor weather.

Instead of wasting time filling it out, I took a red Sharpie & wrote in 1" letters...

"Our weather would be just FINE if you assholes would quit mucking about with HAARP!"

Well, that and a few other choice words.

Mailed it back to them.

Dummies sent me another form about 2 weeks later.

Rinse & repeat.

I want someplace tropical to live my last days out in. I want a world where my entire wardrobe has nothing but shorts! I absolutely LOVE scorching hot ass where I can take all these clothes off and soak up sun all over summers! An endless summer would be heaven on earth for me. Someplace near ocean water too maybe...I am a fishing freak. I would eat from it often as I could!
Smiling thinking about it!

You can have that without going full-blown tropical.

You don't want the soil critters that overwinter.

Try Lake Chapala for the next vacation. Coldest temp for me was 40F over 3 years...

PERFECT weather all the time - except for about 2 or 3 weeks in winter.

I would wear sandals to my pedicure appointments each week, even in winter.

You have a dry season & a wet season.

It only rains at night.

Low humidity the rest of the time.

You can get most of what you need on foot.

Herbal medicine is MAINSTREAM there.

Without the corruption, it would be heaven for me.

...I think I have the only grade-schooler in town that can take a hemp stalk, bet the cellulose out of it, thrash and break it down, and comb out a handful of fibers from it for use...
I know how to do almost anything primitive. I researched and was addicted to primitive technology all through my 20's and early 30's and did lots of practicing it too. I am still a practicing primitive boyer, small wooden boat builder, urban power farmer in the desert growing food from literal sand freaking the wife and son out, snail farming in the desert, and starting a microgreen operation soon in the garage.
I had to use medicinal applications in food now. Years of party smoking it in my youth and smoking pipe tobacco for a couple of decades before quitting have destroyed my throat so can't smoke anything now. But my vices have finally been whittled down to just light drinking which I also want totally gone eventually...but it is my stress vice in these times I still daily struggle with!

Dang, Yester!

Have you been reading my mail?

You just described my early life...