Mine was stupid too-I was cutting gorilla tape with a hook blade & the tape was falling off my lap I went to grab it right across the blade...didn;t hurt just bled like crazy...there was no way I was going to have a stupid doctor put a shot in my cut....I ran it under cold water for quite some time the skin peeled way back..always in the wrong spot..hard to go to the bathroom (it would start the bleeding all over again) It was second time in my life I cut myself so bad I usually break my bones...

Yikes - don't break bones!
Say, I hear BORAX helps fight both arthritis & osteoporosis. We take borax daily in our house and cured my wife's terrible knees (she almost got to the point where she couldn't walk without a cane, now walks normal) and so far, no one's broke anything, Praise God. Research that one! Hear it decalcifies where it should (pineal) and builds bone & teeth, reportedly.
I am a total proponent of cures and solutions that cost less than $100.
That gorilla tape can work as butterflies in a pinch, BTW. Cut triangles out on both sides of the middle of a thin strip of tape and you got a butterfly - in a pinch.
Yes I will stitch myself up with yucca leaves before I'll go to the hospital these days. First thing they still seem to wanna to is plunge their venomous fang needles into ya and cram 6' long poison Qtips up your nose.
Never trust anyone wearing SNAKES on their lapel, I say. I don't even trust Veterinarians anymore, they're all so brainwashed too.

Another OUCHIE!!!! Glad you're fine now.😉

Yep, we 'have to rem to always do the blade 'away' from ourselves'!
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Notice the enemy is the one who uses the blade against us ... some call it surgery.
Arcade, fallen angel ritual indoctrination.⚕️🐍💩
the same who promote Arcade games and Blue beam hysteria illusions (supposedly coming).