Yikes - don't break bones!
Say, I hear BORAX helps fight both arthritis & osteoporosis. We take borax daily in our house and cured my wife's terrible knees (she almost got to the point where she couldn't walk without a cane, now walks normal) and so far, no one's broke anything, Praise God. Research that one! Hear it decalcifies where it should (pineal) and builds bone & teeth, reportedly.
I am a total proponent of cures and solutions that cost less than $100.
That gorilla tape can work as butterflies in a pinch, BTW. Cut triangles out on both sides of the middle of a thin strip of tape and you got a butterfly - in a pinch.
Yes I will stitch myself up with yucca leaves before I'll go to the hospital these days. First thing they still seem to wanna to is plunge their venomous fang needles into ya and cram 6' long poison Qtips up your nose.
Never trust anyone wearing SNAKES on their lapel, I say. I don't even trust Veterinarians anymore, they're all so brainwashed too.