If the normies won’t go to his rallies, then this does appear to be one way to speak to a much larger group with all eyes on an event which TDS crazy people think they have been longing for all this time 👀

I do dream big, so if he shows up with some savory world leaders all shaking hands and hugging around him during the photo op, agrees to trade sleepy Joe to Putin for that Nordstroms thing (in exchange for a nice lunch, of course), then calls Joe up from the crowd; let’s Kim do a cheesy grin (long-awaited stand up open mic) comedy moment while Xi signs a big cardboard check in the amount of “Peace” payable to “The World”… then that might be okay.

I’d actually just settle for a flyover of the Blue Angels in a big Space Force symbol formation along with all those many space ships we’ve been seeing… so I’m really not too hard to please these days.