I think Punxsutawney Phil is in co hoots with Haarp .

Phil best eat himself really fat before hibernation and mind his ritual masters. If he ever wants to give less than a six week prediction ever again, the climate crew and over-priced fuel suppliers will squash his cute little head like a bug.

If he wanted to keep his job… mandates, you know…
Died suddenly.

I’ll bet I know what was listed as his cause of fatality (unless it was a shovel bang, then will I stand corrected)... young marmots, in prime physical condition, dead on the field of play, it was entirely preventable 😰

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOL

Ok ill ask, what did it know about Hillary

All the security cameras were broken, and no Fred didn’t hibernate himself to death, snopes confirms.

In other news, Killary was seen breaking ground on her new humanitarian project, whistling past a hole in the ground, with something quite unsavory dripping from her shovel.

Of note: James O’Keefe sent in a female marmot just days ago, undercover wearing a Rescuers mask and a red scarf, hoping to dig up some dirt on our strange weather patterns.

Was he vaccinated and/or boosted by any chance? SADS to see! Sudden Animal Death Syndrome...It's a thing obviously!

also
Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome
Seasonal Affective Disorder (depression)

We have a manufactured crisis on every front.
Boostas, high energy costs, strange weather, migrants, kids wanting litter boxes in classrooms, and more. Fear porn dictates that high heat bills are a must for six more weeks to boil the frog.

Biden signs the Declaration of North America, all hell breaks loose in our sisterland...

The fix was in, but Freddy wouldn’t play along.

Of course, now the MSM will go into cover up mode.

Those Punxsutawney boys are a hard bunch.

Swampies be like, “hey Fred we need more fear and loathing due to the energy crisis”
Fred be like, “but muh reputation”
Normies be like, “Fred’s Dead”
Somebody in charge, “quick grab a kid”

SMH

I lived in that town square for 4 years...
Above the bakery... It was many years after the movie.

What’s a classic without a 93 and a cult?

Yeah, the movie didn’t actually create a cult following though, unless maybe it just became a bigger event with other towns doing the same. People have been gathering at Gobler’s Knob en masse for many many years ahead of Bill Murray making any big deal out of it. Interesting the Bill Murray rendition includes a time loop 🧐

Something’s up. Maybe a comm, maybe predictive programming, not sure. Other headlines suggest other animals can be used instead of groundhogs. In this case they picked a kid from the crowd because of his hat... all of it is disturbing.

Now I’m wondering about other notable stuff, especially since the weather has also been rather unusual and epic.