Wait, how many John's are there?
Let's see just how deep this goes.

My adoptive grandfather's name: John Allen Cunningham Sr.
My adoptive dad's name: John Allen Cunningham Jr.
My half brother: John Allen Cunningham III
Husband ;) has several names BUTTT...
John Paul McCarthy
or ;)
John F. Kennedy Jr. "screen name"
John F. Kennedy, John's father

Then there is Donald JOHN Trump
John Durham
John's John's EVERYWHERE!

John is not the true husband of mine though, in the physical sense yes only because we are anonymous. But the concept of anyone is just a blip of the original. I am keeping the original, You VK