Good Morning Patriots

"Oh, shut up, silly woman," said that reptile with a grin
"Now you knew darn well I was a snake before you brought me in"

If you are going to own snakes, please know wtf you're doing! First she should have never approached him, he was clearly agitated, second, if they do bite, run directly to a faucet and run their head under water while squeezing their cheeks firmly, they immediately let go...she deserves what she got! Yes, I have been bit a couple times 😅 literally and figuratively

Alcohol in a spray bottle to the mouth makes them spit out too. But yes...TOTAL failure to read the behavior...

Another good tip, but they can lose their eyesight if you're not careful...depends on the intensity of the bite for sure