President Trump
“Juan.
He had this strange name when I first heard it.
He called me up.
Sir, they said,
💞there’s a man named John Kennedy on the phone.
I said, “Who?”
And I said let me check it out.
And it was true.
There was a man named John Kennedy,
very successful guy,
a brilliant guy.
You know,
HE PUTS ON THAT COUNTRY STUFF ALL THE TIME.
But I want to tell you
& we know the country’s smarter than the other guys anyway.
So John Kennedy goes “I’d love to have your support”
“I’d really love it if I could,{ I said,
“But John, to me you’re the real John Kennedy,
the real deal.”
YOU KNOW HE PUTS ON THAT COUNTRY STUFF ALL THE TIME.
So a friend of mine from Texas
a big powerful strong guy, real Texas
he’s got that cowboy hat.
I’d love to wear that hat
I wouldn’t have to comb my hair so much.”

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