Mr. Potato Head was forcefully neutered by his employers earlier this week and is currently on suicide watch. His wife is terribly upset and has left him as she no longer knows what to do with him. He is heartbroken. He has tried to put on a happy face, but it just isn't working. They have removed all peelers, mashers and deep fryers from his room. Hasbro will not respond to our request for an interview as of yet. Stay tuned for details as this story unfolds...