MY COUSIN VINNY, VEGAS BOOKIE:

RING, RING!!!!

ME: HALLO!

VIN: HIYA VAL!

ME: VIN, WHAT'S COOKIN?

VIN: NEED YOUR HELP VAL, ALL THE CASINOS ARE LAYING OFF MORE PEOPLE THAH THEY EVER HIRED!

ME: HOW CAN THAT BE?

VIN: ALL THE SNAPPERS INVADED AND CLAIMED EMPLOYEE STATUS WHICH ENTITLES THEM TO FREE MEALS. THEY CLEANED US OUT. AND I'M OUT OF A JOB!

VAL: WHAT CAN I DO?

VIN: I COULD USE SOME OF THAT NEW RAINBOW CURRENCY, A REPLICATOR AND A CAR THAT USES NO GAS, ASAP!

ME: YOU MAY HAVE TO WAIT AWHILE.

VIN: WHY?

ME: YOU KNOW HOW THEY ALWAYS MESSING WITH CALENDARS AND TIMELINES?

VIN: YES.

ME: RUMOR HAS IT WE STILL HAVE A 150 YR WAIT!

VIN: OMG, NO!

ME: YES, YOU CAN BET ON IT!

VIN: DO THOSE MEDBEDS HAVE A OPTIONAL STASIS BUTTON?

ME: YES.

VIN: BYE!

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