What will take down CERN this time? In 2009, a bird dropped a baguette on the collider & shut down operations for nearly a month. In April of 2016 a weasel made it into the supercollider & chewed its way through a 66,000 volt transformer.
Prophet Barry Wunsch- "Cern! I am Calling you out! Cern! You have crossed a line! Rest assured it will cost you dearly! I am going to stop you dead in your tracks! It won't take me but a minute! Your losses will be great as it implodes before you for the world to see!"