My daughter calls me today…
Her: Mom, something is going on in the world.
Me: like what babe?
Her: Like you’re not a conspiracy theorist and you’re smarter than anyone I know. 😂
Me: I wouldn’t say that.
Her: Mom, there are aliens, China is watching us. They are poisoning Americans through their water supply! I think their President might be a fake. The pandemic may not be real and, and, and…
Me: Breathe babe. Where are you hearing all of this?
Her: Tik Tok mom. It’s nuts!
Me: That’s what yas all called me, Darling girl. You’re on the right track, welcome to the great awakening.
Her: I’m sorry, I love you and I’m listening Mommy.

3 Years!! I just needed one of them to say it. 😭❤️🙏