Count 1]We officially charge GEORGE SOROS of being the grand mastermind behind one of America’s worst atrocities. Your honors must note that he planned, staged and executed every part of the cover-up as it pertains to URANIUM ONE and the nine eleven incident. We charge he violated 18 U.S.C § 2381 fifteen times. . SOROS publicly and proudly committed capital treason on record, an offense that carries the highest afforded death penalty sanctions.

His passport is now seized. We order that GEORGE SOROS be executed twice by firing squad before a live television audience.