Dark to Light Side:

Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone & they ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for callings back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia & talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England & talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally Donald Trump gets his turn & talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic j asks the devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply. The Devil smiles, replying:

“Since Biden took office the United States has gone to hell, so it's a local call...😁😁😁