Twas the night before Maricopa County audit when all through the House
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
Ballots were reviewed with such great care
In hopes that Pres Trump would soon be there
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of Jesus danced in their heads
And mamma in her ‘kerchief and I in my hat
Had just settled for that son of a gun Biden
When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter
I sprang from my laptop to see what was the matter; What to my wondering eyes should appear another Q drop became so clear
I knew in a moment it must be Biblical
And in a tiny voice the auditors called
Now Dominion! Now Soros and Gates
Y’all are little Vixens
You tried to change Fate
Get out! Get out! I heard Him say!
Because He came with His host of angels
Oh Comet! Oh Cupid! Oh Michael and Tom!
Take them all away and throw away the key
They goin’ down for all eternity
I heard the Good Lord say as He drove out of sight Welcome to Heaven al