from Lin Wood super funny
Partial transcript from Xi - Bribes discussion:
Bribes: “I was in the United States Senate 120 years ago.”
Xi: “You don’t say.”
Bribes: “Over 50% of the Republicans in America support me.”
Xi: “Wow. Now that is impressive. Only about 30-40% support me. I am working to get my numbers up. What are you doing to increase yours?”
Bribes: “I am going to solve the gun issue by dealing with infrastructure.”
Xi: “Say what???”
Bribes: “Oh, never mind.”
Xi: “No worries. I don’t pay any attention to what you say anyway.”
Bribes: “Who is you?”
Xi: “Come on, man.”
Bribes: “What does that mean?”
Xi: “Come on, man, I will show you to the stairs. The meeting is over. I have learned all I need to know. Good luck.”
Partial transcript from Xi - Bribes discussion:
Bribes: “I was in the United States Senate 120 years ago.”
Xi: “You don’t say.”
Bribes: “Over 50% of the Republicans in America support me.”
Xi: “Wow. Now that is impressive. Only about 30-40% support me. I am working to get my numbers up. What are you doing to increase yours?”
Bribes: “I am going to solve the gun issue by dealing with infrastructure.”
Xi: “Say what???”
Bribes: “Oh, never mind.”
Xi: “No worries. I don’t pay any attention to what you say anyway.”
Bribes: “Who is you?”
Xi: “Come on, man.”
Bribes: “What does that mean?”
Xi: “Come on, man, I will show you to the stairs. The meeting is over. I have learned all I need to know. Good luck.”
04:26 PM - Mar 25, 2021
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