I went Wednesday to Chase and took out all of our savings. He said do you want it in cash I said yes. He said well everyone has been withdrawling their stimulus today. I said good for them I don't get one soooo. He said well we might not have enough 100's I can give you some 50s and 20s I said you can give it to me all in one's while WAP plays for all I care. Silence after that BUT I got all my monies!!!

👍That is probably the MOST TRUTHFUL thing I have read in a while.

Bingo!

For years, we've kept our cash at home instead of in a bank.

Weirdly, now the company processing our mortgage for the new place has asked us to make deposits back into our checking accounts...

Pffft! I generally only deposit enough to cover our bills.

I asked her what balance she wanted our accounts to reflect...

LOL - this will be so easy!