I firmly believe we're almost there, but I swear... if nothing happens soon and Dan Scavino posts a clip of a plane landing, and the next day it being taxied to the gate, and then people entering the terminal, then stopping at the restroom, and then pretzel time, and then luggage pickup, and then ordering an uber, and then cancelling for long wait times for not enough drivers and calling a friend who they think might be the least annoyed about picking them up... I'm going to lose my mind entirely.