Noelle Noelle
@Noelle
18 December, 10:04
Reagan Was Right
Malia Obama didn't graduate from Harvard and move on to Hollywood. She was expelled, quietly, and her parents bought her a new life.
According to our sources at the University, Malia's records were destroyed, and officials were instructed to label her files closed for "national security."
They sent her across the country to LA, bought her a condo, and gave her "a few years'" worth of money to live on while she pursues her dream of being a Hollywood producer.
She thanked them by changing her last name from Obama to McGillicutty.
Malia Obama didn't graduate from Harvard and move on to Hollywood. She was expelled, quietly, and her parents bought her a new life.
According to our sources at the University, Malia's records were destroyed, and officials were instructed to label her files closed for "national security."
They sent her across the country to LA, bought her a condo, and gave her "a few years'" worth of money to live on while she pursues her dream of being a Hollywood producer.
She thanked them by changing her last name from Obama to McGillicutty.
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Shannon Harding
@Believer101
18 December, 10:15
In response Noelle Noelle to her Publication
She was never an "Obama". They borrowed her from her REAL parents.
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Exactly. That acting gig ended. It's transparently obvious.
12:12 AM - Dec 19, 2025
In response Shannon Harding to her Publication
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