Reagan Was Right
Malia Obama didn't graduate from Harvard and move on to Hollywood. She was expelled, quietly, and her parents bought her a new life.
According to our sources at the University, Malia's records were destroyed, and officials were instructed to label her files closed for "national security."
They sent her across the country to LA, bought her a condo, and gave her "a few years'" worth of money to live on while she pursues her dream of being a Hollywood producer.
She thanked them by changing her last name from Obama to McGillicutty.
Malia Obama didn't graduate from Harvard and move on to Hollywood. She was expelled, quietly, and her parents bought her a new life.
According to our sources at the University, Malia's records were destroyed, and officials were instructed to label her files closed for "national security."
They sent her across the country to LA, bought her a condo, and gave her "a few years'" worth of money to live on while she pursues her dream of being a Hollywood producer.
She thanked them by changing her last name from Obama to McGillicutty.
10:04 PM - Dec 18, 2025
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Roscoe Acme
@Roscoeacme
19 December, 05:13
In response Noelle Noelle to her Publication
Interesting........McGillicutty - Urban Dictionary
McGillicutty: This is a good filler word when you can't think of the name of a particular object or person you want to reference.
McGillicutty: This is a good filler word when you can't think of the name of a particular object or person you want to reference.
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Noelle Noelle
@Noelle
19 December, 06:38
In response Roscoe Acme to her Publication
😛👍
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Michelle Eschenfelder
@Mooch357
19 December, 02:22
In response Noelle Noelle to her Publication
Is that a male?
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Shannon Harding
@Believer101
18 December, 10:15
In response Noelle Noelle to her Publication
She was never an "Obama". They borrowed her from her REAL parents.
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Pike Bishop
@Pike_Bishop
19 December, 12:12
In response Shannon Harding to her Publication
Exactly. That acting gig ended. It's transparently obvious.
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Barry McCockinner
@arjayem
18 December, 10:13
In response Noelle Noelle to her Publication
She have a wang too?
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Pike Bishop
@Pike_Bishop
19 December, 12:13
In response Barry McCockinner to his Publication
Judging by that photo, sure looks possible. Does that make Hunter Biden gay? LOL
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