My internet is so slow tonight my cursor cannot even get out of its own dang way. Web pages hardly load at all, just sit there thinking forever. 🤬
Took me an hour to respond to just 1 comment...🙄

Say, wait a minute...🤔
Maybe there are MASS ARRESTS going on in my area!
Wouldn't that be AWESOME? 😃 👊💥💪

GO SPACE FORCE! 🚀
SLOW THEM COMMUNICATIONS TO A CRAWL!

I'm gonna call it a night, get some good sleep.

Then I'll see in the mornin' if anyone local is a-missin', like...
ARRESTED SUDDENLY! 😍