STERLING, VA — Critics of the Trump administration have raised security concerns due to Trump holding a high-level strategy meeting at Cracker Barrel.

The senior government officials eventually wrapped up the meal by agreeing to continue pressing the fight against radical Islamic groups in the Middle East after finishing off their hashbrown casserole tots.

At publishing time, the men reportedly scheduled next week's top-secret strategy session to take place over burgers, fries, and milkshakes at Five Guys.