Jab Daddy’s BUILD-A-BEAST™: END TIMES EDITION

Step 1️⃣ – Take one orange false messiah (Trump), still bragging about the jabs.
Step 2️⃣ – Mix in a “trust me, bro” pharma puppet (RFK Jr.), who went from suing Monsanto to blowing Pfizer.
Step 3️⃣ – Give 1 trillion $ to your friendly neighborhood Project Stargate AI overlord (Larry Ellison).
Step 4️⃣ – Bring in Captain Brain Chip™ (Elon Musk).
Step 5️⃣ – Sprinkle in JD Vance, because Peter Thiel needed a Maybeline wearing NPC to LARP as a populist while Palantir scans your thought crimes through Captain Brainchip’s Neuralink.

🎩 Shake well, chant “Trust the Plan, bro” and… BAM!
We got ourselves a Beast System, folks.
The best Beast System. Maybe ever. People are saying it. Gonna be YUGE.

👁️ WARNING: Side effects may include:
🚨 Increased tithes to Israel
🤖 Neuralink-induced Zionist dreams
💉 Sudden urge to forgive Pfizer
🎩 Uncontrollable Trump NFT purchases
🔥 And spontaneous combustion when questioning The Plan.