Purple Hair
sung to the tune of Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix

Purple hair
has rot their brains
think that dye
drove them all insane
shaved her head and I don’t know why
won’t have sex with no MAGA guy

Purple hair, and a ring in nose
pink hats, she'll be their wearing those
pussy hat, has an attitude
hates trump, really acts real rude

help me, help me, oh no, no, no.

ooh ah, ooh ahh…
yeah

Purple hair got those crazy eyes
Big butt, and some thunder thighs
Gender fluid and I can’t tell why
hairy pits- lift a protest sign-

Yeah- help me, help me...