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I was talking to my neighbor's six year-old daughter and she said she wanted to be President someday.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there,
so l asked her,
"If you were to be the President,
what's the first thing you would do?"
She replied,
"I'd give food & houses to all the homeless people!'

"Wow - what a worthy goal,"
I told her,
"You don't have to wait until you're President to do that.

You can come over to my house and mow the grass, pull weeds, & sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.

Then I'll take you over
to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward
food or a new house!'

She thought that over for a few seconds,
cause she's only 6.
And while her Mom glared at me,
the little girl looked me straight in the eye & asked,

"Why doesn't the homeless guy come over & do the
work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
And I said,
"Welcome to the Republican Party.'
Her folks

PRICELESS! 😂 Thanks for sharing!