We crafted a society for ourselves that encourages a senescent lifestyle, less physical activity, less time outdoors, less sunlight, more trash food, stress every minute of the day. We make everything cheaper at all costs, no matter the means and consequences. Hose down our food with pesticides, bleach and antibiotics. Add carcinogenic softeners to the bottles we drink and plates we eat from. Shove people into tiny apartments chock full with plastics, which shed particles we breathe in all day.

Gee, I wonder what's making people sick. Must be the wind turbines.