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#BigGovernment

You peeps don't know me yet, I have legendary bad luck with everything but mechanical things. It is legendary among my friends. I can take something apart, put it in a box and 5 years later put it back together flawlessly but normal every day things....

If I switch lanes while driving, the lane I switch to always slows down.
I have seen more red lights than any human in existance.
If I get in to a short checkout lane at any store there will be a price check guaranteed.
If I don't check every item in a fast food order, it will without doubt be wrong.
I don't even bother going to casinos or scratching tickets.
I went to a drive through car wash today, first time all year. 10 cars before the entrance everything stopped. An employee came around and told us there had been an accident INSIDE the car wash and we might all have to go if they couldn't pry her out. Cars behind me in line, like 30 of them.
Half hour later we started moving again. INSIDE the car wash everything stops. Hal

The finisher.

#Sorry