"My fellow Americans, the Storm is upon us...we've arrested a fuckton of satan-worshipping pedophiles and executed most of them already. These very same satan-worshipping pedophiles were at the top levels of government and banking institutions, and also at the top levels of the entertainment industry. Over the next ten days, courtesy of the US military, an eight hour documentary will be shown in three-hour loops via the Emergency Broadcast System. This documentary provides conclusive evidence of the crimes which were committed by the "ruling elite." Video confessionals made by people such as Crooked Hillary Clinton, George W. Bush, Joe Biden and Barack Hussein Obama were recorded, and are included in the documentary. With much determination we have eliminated the evil which has for centuries ruled this planet. A new beginning is here, and the best is yet to come. God bless."

😂ok...what is the actual number of a fuckton....can't find it anywhere....is it less than 2000?

I remember reading somewhere before that a fuckton is more than a shitload, but I'm not sure by how much 😂

The difference is an ass-ton.

Sometimes its a boatload, but in this case, its an ass-ton.