Is this real? Any sauce? Thanks!

Seems so. That she said it and that's what they used for. The ones responsible will seeve time waiting in prison barge due to full capacity inland cells.

arrived May 5, 2020 or 5:5. It's the new HUBER line...John Huber GITMO Cruises. located in the Beautiful Tropical location of Guantanamo Bay. It's got Everything to make OUR Dreams ...THEIR reality.... Petting zoo, cocktails with a nauseous results, Sleigh rides to the morgue, Virtual Realities thanks for the idea Zuckerberg)
and beautiful Sunsets with random Karaoke. No need to pack a bag or bring extra clothes...We've thought of EVERYTHING :) for you to enjoy your stay, before your final journey to a much HOTTER facility.

'Whoever, Owing Allegiance To The United States, Levies War Against Them Or Adheres To Their Enemies, Giving Them Aid And Comfort Within The United States Or Elsewhere, Is Guilty Of Treason And Shall Suffer Death.'
18 U.S. Code § 2381 – Treason

This makes ya ALMOST wanna sign up right away..lol OH I have a question can I use up some of my frequent flyer miles in lieu of payment? And will I be able to use my fake monopoly money (American dollars) as payment? lol

You forgot about the year-round SAUNA.