The time for you to decide your fate has come.
Over the next week horrors you have heard of but humanity has never seen will be activated.
The first of MANY was set off a few hours ago. It is nothing compared to what you will be put through but it will give you time to think before your next "test".
You have 2 days and a few hours.
If you fail the next event will be put into motion.
You are going to fail.
How do I know this?
You want to fail.
You are so bored with your pathetic life you will risk it to be entertained.
We are here to entertain you.
Heed my warning.
Play time is OVER.
Fail enough and humanity will be too.
Become human or die.

Ok, I'll bite. What happened a few hours ago? My telegram isn't up to snuff.

I am wondering the same thing. Haven't seen or heard anything. Probably just more diarrhea of the mouth.

Yeah maybe. He's right about one thing. I am bored with this theatrical shit show. Let's just fast forward to war so we can end the charade and get back to dying slowly.