"SO SORRY... we cannot renew your auto insurance at this time. The computer is showing your vack-scene schotts are not current. You've must get a 5th schott in order to renew your policy. Please come back when you are fully vac-sin-ated again and we'll be glad to re-validate your policy. Thanks for coming in, though!"

"SO SORRY... we are unable to sell you these groceries today. My register won't let me accept your payment at this time. You've had 5 schotts so far, but you must receive the next booster to be able to purchase these food items. However, we now have a 24/7 vacks-station right at the back of the store if you want to 'top-up' to complete your purchase.

"SO SORRY... we had to send your child home from school. The computer is showing she is no longer fully vac-sin-ated. We can schedule her booster for tomorrow right here in the school. Make sure she arrives 30 minutes before school starts. Please don't be late, or we may have to send her home again.

#VaccineAgenda