So you've dimed out everyone you know and a secret investigation has been going on behind all their backs. How do you get everyone together so when the bust goes down almost all the main players get nabbed. How do you keep them from telling people they are in trouble? OH I GOT IT! Throw a "surprise" Birthday party. They didn't stand a chance.
While the National Guard is busy with the Antifa riots all over the country maybe you won't have to flee the U.S. to stay safe. They will just bring you back anyway if you do, they already have it set up. You don't care how mad they get you are not traveling in handcuffs. You can just imagine the panic in the eyes of the people who don't come to the party when they find out. They are not going anywhere. Suckers.

There. Now you have all of the arrests you have been waiting for but are years late to.
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