There's a dick on this chick
but now it shoots a sort of quick
and it leaves its mate feeling randy
A bump and a gaffe and roaming ex half
have left it alone and unhappy
As purple as sin, the revolution again
this time in a former linebacker

This story arc, like an old shopping cart
might lead to some where that's not happy.
There's a man with a chin
as there ever has been
who is of himself quite fancy
with riots in streets and prints on receipts
with those minors in what was that county?
the end has begun as an ill fated pun
Because they never went anywhere fancy