earth to jimbo:
come on man!
give him a break!
hope and CHANGE.
I think ican, I think i can,i think i can...
BECOMING all i can be.
Evolution of self.
Dark to light.
reversing the CURSE.
Let it all hang out on the ellens show.
Michael,Michael you got a message,
your fans have nominated you
to appear on dancing with the stars,
please,please pretty please michael
go,go just think how much fun it will be.

Benefits for your APPEARANCE on the show

you will get a dance partner,young and strong.
they will shave you for free ,give you STRAIGHT hair,
and a complete MAKE-OVER .
your PARTNER will teach you new moves ,you will also
get to wear a skirt, make up and lipstick.
you will gain so many more new fans,
who will tune in week after week to see
your hips sway from side to side.
just remember to shave you hairy legs just in case joe
happens to tune in,
cant wait for the show to start,
it will be biblical