Disappointing: Thompson Submachine Gun-Shaped Box Turns Out To Be Socks | Babylon Bee
CLEVELAND, OH — While opening a present shaped like a Tommy gun, local father Fred Reinfeld was once again disappointed to discover it was only socks.
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04:12 AM - Dec 26, 2025
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