Life Lessons by Frank

Anyone who wants war has not experienced close combat.

Americans who have never stepped outside of our country cannot understand how good they have it here.

Be nice to people who prepare and serve your food.

My Mom was right.

If my dog doesn't like you, I'm pretty sure I won't either.

Astrologists and Proctologists should swap professional labels.

Hitler died in the 1980s in Argentina.

Corn Flakes are made to help stop you from masterbating.

Your cat has planned your death. Several times.

The NSA knows more about you than you do.

Enjoy!