BREAKING: POPE FRANCIS DEAD — 24 HOURS AFTER SECRET MEETING WITH JD VANCE

Pope Francis is gone. Found lifeless in his Vatican residence just one day after a private, unrecorded Easter Sunday meeting with U.S. Vice President JD Vance. The official word? Natural causes. But for those who understand the patterns, the script writes itself. In the middle of Easter — the most symbolically loaded moment in the Christian world — something shifted. A gate opened. A veil tore.

What was said in that room? Why Vance? Why now?

The system isn’t stable. It’s shaking. Shaking because someone is walking through its doors without fear. JD Vance — not a Vatican puppet, not a D.C. careerist, but a man who speaks the name of God louder than the name of the institution. His entire career has stood in defiance of the lies: the lies of medicine, of media, of monetary control — and of false religion cloaked in ritual. That’s what makes his visit different. This wasn’t a photo-op. It was a confrontatio