BE NICE TO OLD PEOPLE CAUSE YOU YOUNG ARROGANT LITTLE SHITS WILL NEED US WHEN THE INTERNET GOES OUT

I READ THAT GEN Z GIRL ASKED "HOW DID PEOPLE TRAVEL BEFORE THE INTERNET?"
(KEYMAPBOOKS!) SSTTUUPPIIDDD! WOAH!

KIDDOS, THE OLD WAYS JUST MADE SENSE AND WE BOOMERS KNEW WHAT TO DO IN A CRISIS FROM BEING POOR AND LEARNING FROM OUR ELDERS, WE LISTENED TO THEM GAVE THEM HONOR AND
WE LEARNED FROM THEIR EXPERIENCE

WE BOOMERS 65-75 PLUS DID NOT ANYWAY HAVE TIME TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES 12 HOURS A DAY & TAKE PHOTO POUTING "SELFIES" TO SEND TO OUR 10,000 "FRIENDS" ON SOCIAL MEDIA & CHAT ABOUT EATING TIDE PODS OR CHOKING OURSELVES TO PASS OUT (STUPID! FOR VIDEO VOTES

WE WORKED
WE COULD THINK
WE HAD SKILLS
WE WERE PROUD OF OUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS

(SECRETLY MOST OF US BOOMERS ARE LAUGHING AT ALL OF YOU GEN Z AND MILLENIALS UNDER OUR BREATH- MOST OF Y'ALL ARE PATHETIC AND HELPLESS! IN ANY CRISIS )

LET'S HEAR IT FOR BOOMERS THE OLD WAYS AND HOPE THEY COME BACK SOON