Weirdest thing I can add is that in the Denver/Aurora area, our geese are highly protected and you don’t dare even accidentally hit one with your car in rush hour traffic, nope, you can all just sit there and wait till they meander across all the lanes of traffic. Our karen’s would not tolerate someone walking around carrying a goose or a re-homed wild wolf by the neck.

Meanwhile we do have some extra spicy people hanging out, stealing from all the area gun shops, turning sidewalks into automotive chop shops, holding nightly drag races in the street, partying loud till dawn, and shooting off fireworks, pewpews, or whatever else they can do to cause unrest. If the Haitians switch over to eating people, we might be able to spare a few, you know, only for solving the world hunger issue. Nobody will ever miss these ones because they are officially a figment of our imagination.