omg

Yup, these ones have gone plum crazy… it is the weirdest thing to witness, and they used to be very cool to hang out with. Same couple of family members that have turned it into the Socialist Democracy of Monotony were the very ones who taught me how to play, correctly, by the actual Monopoly rules, way back in the day. They managed to turn it into an unwinnable game, and they still do not understand that is what they are also trying to do to the world around them, let alone why nobody wants to play any family games now, not at Christmas nor Thanksgiving, none of it will fly anymore. Wait till they figure out we are not playing the real life version of this game with them either - they will probably need some serious meds.

We quit doing puzzles too. It all needs to be micromanaged and it cannot begin till after we vote on if we will start sorting by color or sorting by shapes, and then who is in charge of all the edge pieces. I honestly thought they were just yanking my chain when all this control-freak stuff started. If I was sent to CO over twenty years ago, to help save this part of my family, trust me when I say I will have my work cut out for me and I really need to have a chat with Dolores Cannon about this assignment 🧐