Not sure who 'Pizza Man' is, but I found this poem on Telegram, apparently written by him. It's brilliant...thought I'd share it here.

Twas the weekend before Kraken, and all thru the land,
The lefties were trembling at the cards in Trump's hand.
The patriots were nestled, all snug in their beds,
While visions of perp walks danced in their heads.
The laptops recovered in a raid days ago,
Shed new light on the crimes of our treasonous foe.
When up on the web there arose such a clatter,
Big tech blocking accounts like free speech didn't matter.
Impeachment was threatened, amendment 25