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HOUSTON: TRANQUILITY BASE, YOU ABOUT DONE?

TB: YES TOM, WE WILL MAKE DINNER AT YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT.

TOM HOUSON: OK. NEAL, YOU GOT THE BS STEP LADDER MESSAGE READY?

NEAL: YES! ONE BIG LIE FOR MAN AND ONE GIANT LIE FOR MANKIND!

TOM: VERY FUNNY! AND DON’T FORGET, WE TEE OFF IN THE MORNING AT 7AM. AND AT 10 WE TAKE THE CALL FROM DIMWIT NIXON WHO THINKS WE ARE ON THE MOON!

NEAL: ROGER THAT! WE SURE FOOLED HIM AND THE EQUALY DUMB NATION. IF THEY ALL WERE 33 DEGREE MASONS, WE NEVER WOULDA GOT AWAY WITH IT.

TOM: ROGER THAT! LATER.