"The poor, work and work.
The rich, exploit the poor.
The soldier, protects both.
The taxpayer, pays for all three.
The wanderer, rest for all four.
The drunk, drinks for all five.
The banker, robs all six.
The lawyer, misleads all seven.
The doctor, kills all eight.
The undertaker, buries all nine.
The politician, lives happily on account of all ten."
- Cicero