Rochelle Walensky hanged at Camp Blaz, Guam (Gitmo 2.0)
Prisoner Rochelle Walensky was hanged to death at Camp Blaz Wednesday morning before a cadre of military brass and a House Representative who had flown in just to watch the fiend’s neck snap, a JAG source told Real Raw News. We were not given a name, but I guess he could have been Jim Jordan, whom White Hats regard as a true patriot and a constitutional adherent.

As reported previously, JAG and the Office of Military Commissions convicted Walensky of treason on May 24 but postponed her execution due to an approaching Typhoon Mawar, which caused moderate damage to all U.S. installations in Guam.

Walensky, our source said, had been a vile prisoner, constantly deriding staff for refusing to allow her to telephone her self-perceived savior, Joseph R. Biden, and for serving meals she called pig slop.

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