😳😳😳😳 Things are happening ⁉️🤣🤣🤣
🔴 CUT OFF AN ENTIRE VILLAGE IN SAXONY

Ant sex paralyzes the Internet

Zwickau (Saxony) - Short circuit in the cable box because a few ants have spring fever! In a small settlement near Waldenburg (district of Zwickau), the telephone and internet keep failing because of the sex insects.

Especially in the Altweinholzchen district of Waldenburg, young ant colonies regularly cause chaos, like these

"Chemnitzer Morgenpost" now reported.

The reason: The mating season for ants begins in the spring. After sex, they then look for new nests to found new colonies. Preferred in narrow, dark caves. A distribution box from Telekom is ideal...
https://www.bild.de/region...

❗️ For those who don't read between the lines or don't get it - the arrests of paedophiles in Germany continue. ❗️

🙈 I found it online and translated it 🤣

🔹 Yesterday, the policeman wanted to search my farm for illegal plants. I told him he could do that, but not to go into the outhouse next to the barn.

He pulled a printed sheet of paper from his pocket and said venomously:
“See this search warrant???
With this I can search EVERY, and when I say EVERY, I mean EVERY fucking outhouse as often as I want. Do you understand?"

Well, I apologized to him, let him go, and went on with my work... Five minutes later, I saw him running away, when the bull I wanted to warn him about came running after him, and immediately caught up with him. I dropped everything, lit a cigarette and yelled at him:

"THIS PERMIT, SHOW HIM THAT PERMIT FOR A HOME INSPECTION!!!".