This is a pandemic of the Wokeists!

Will this virus cause a pheromone release that leads to uncontrollable flirting?
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Maybe somebody made the bullet disappear, or interfered with the firing pin and the primer. The pastor may have had his faith renewed after that hit.

Why don't the Democrats ban knives on buses? That would surely stop such attacks on bus drivers.

How can Ford lose $132000, the equivalent of a Porsche Panamera, every time it sells an EeeeVeee that isn't in the same price category as a Porsche? Where's the value going?

Those flag-waving politicians should go over to Ukraine to help. The initial mistake after Putin started moving was to close the embassy there. The politicians claim to care about Ukraine, but they don't want to actually stand with the Ukrainian people.

The bomb's in the basketball cart! Technical Foul on the court!

The Moon is made of cheese! Sheila Lee needs to go back to school.

NASA can barely launch a pebble of plutonium without everybody panicking, but thousands of nukes pointed at us and controlled by crazy politicians and computers is totally like nothing to worry about.

This looks like a definite sign! The lightning bolt hit the torch!

Everyone should be able to work less than 20 hours per week and still be eligible for a $200000 salary with lifetime benefits after retirement. If it's good enough for CONgress, it's good enough for everyone else.

I accidentally walked in on a meeting where they were talking about serving DACA students with special programs. It didn't seem to have much interest at the time, but now it seems that they're giving away somebody's money to illegal immigrants, which might be okay if we were talking about the equivalent of Operation Paperclip.

Where's Mulder?

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The law: "That a well regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

Not the law: "The younger Lucas is now facing a citation under Virginia Code 18.2-287.01. This law makes it illegal to possess or transport a firearm or other weapon into an airport terminal. It is a Class 1 misdemeanor, and the punishment can include up to 12 months in jail and/or a $2,500 fine."

Also illegal is the common addition to many modern statutes, where the government claims that the law is the law except for itself and its friends:

"The provisions of this section shall not apply to any police officer, sheriff, law-enforcement agent or official, conservation police officer, conservator of the peace employed by the air carrier airport, or retired law-enforcement officer qualified pursuant to subsection C of § 18.2-308.016."

The other slot is in the plastic box under the ES&S DS200 unit, the Hand Count tray that can hold ballots until the DS200 ballot scanner is fixed. Although some voters try to fold their ballots and shove them into various openings around the DS200 scanner, there is no other slot for voters to insert their ballots.

The Odysseus lunar lander was also towed away for being parked illegally. NASA had to pay the parking ticket and buy a long-term parking permit, and is covering up this extra expense that can't be explained to the public.

Jeb! was a target of Deep State surveillance before Trump was a candidate in 2016.

JAXA must have paid the parking ticket and purchased a long-term parking permit after the lunar lander was towed for illegal parking.

Only in AAA-controlled America can you use a fully-automatic Assault Car, a Jeep Grand Cherokee that was designed for the military as a weapon of war, to mow down a mother and daughter in the street, and not have your driver license revoked immediately. #AssaultCar #CarViolence #StopCars #NotOneMore #EndCarViolence

That crime should have given the illegal immigrant an immediate deportation, but under Democrat Party law the victimized American citizen gets slapped with "third degree assault" by Tha Police and needs to defend himself against the New York government.

This isn't WWE Smackdown! Play basketball and go home!

This sounds like a script for a Scream movie. I would perhaps propose an alternative assignment that targets the Highly Qualified Educator who started the discussion about how to commit murder.

This should be added as an excuse for everyone to start blowing bullets for no reason. I've been shot with a Suppressed Assault Acorn! #AssaultAcorn

This is similar to a scene from The Visit:
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"Would you mind getting inside the oven to clean it?” -Deanna Dunagan (Nana)

The Colorado government should be more concerned about the lack of Lane Discipline, failures to Give Way to the traffic with the right-of-way, Intoxicated Driving, Distracted Driving, improper road attributes such as Disappearing Lanes, and rough road surfaces. The goal should be to make higher speeds safe for drivers on limited-access highways, not a crime, and that means better engineering and driver training. America needs less CARnage and more roads engineered like in this video:

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Yes there is, because no State can place a new constitution above the U.S. Constitution unless that State secedes. Hawaii is in obvious legal violation, but these judges don't seem to understand that problem. Even if there were no Second Amendment, statutes must be applied equally to all persons, which means that if ordinary citizens can't have guns, neither can Tha Police or the politicians.

I heard that Sleepy Joe used to be a truck driver. Not a joke!

TSA Security Theater treats illegal immigrants better than American citizens, and the TSA should still be defunded immediately!

Where's the riot going? Fort Wayne, Indianapolis, Elkhart? How about having it in Chicago to cover up all the violent crime?

This is also supported by the line that goes "that's one small step for a man." Unless we are intending to observe a Ferengi belief that the name hu-man is offensive, and adopt the law requiring females to be naked while in public, these enemies of common sense need to be stopped. I'm sure Admiral Kirk has a plan to restore sanity.